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[xp_liono]

okay, so an 8am train to Bangor made sense when we booked the tickets.

the night after whatever that was, an 8am train was a terrible idea. Starbucks couldn't help improve it. A nap and food haven't helped.

someone save me, I've got almost 4 more hours on this train with Sharon. I'm dying and she doesn't care.

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[xp_liono]

that.... doesn't sound right...

[xp_darcy]

I offered Sharon a cuddle. You can have one too. There will be cozy pajamas and fluffy blankets and pillows involved, likely also snacks and movies.

Cuddling isn't inherently dirty, particularly not when minors are involved. You're young enough to be my child. (And unlike my ex-girlfriend, I actually have morals and a major squick about things like that.)

[xp_liono]

yes but also, I don't know adults cuddling teens that aren't their own unless it's weird.

I watch TV.

[xp_darcy]

Gross, you are a child. Offer rescinded on account of you making it weird.

[xp_liono]

nope. you made it weird.

but I'm good.

[xp_darcy]

giant sleepovers are not weird but i'm going to excuse your brattiness since you had a long night AND a long train ride

but i'm just gonna offer sharon double cuddles instead, she doesn't make it weird

[xp_liono]

Sharon makes everything weird.

but you are both girls so this isn't specifically weird.

[xp_darcy]

What... kind of cuddling are you imagining where two women cuddling isn't weird but opposite sex is? Because I think maybe our definitions are not matching up, I was talking more about hugs and head and ear scritches for you. Not like, full-body snuggling. That would probably be weird, since you aren't actually my kid. Also I have people my age for full body snuggling.

Granted, Sharon gets those sometimes, but that's because she is a cat, and snuggling cats is never weird.

[xp_liono]

I mean... that.

ear scratches are great, but that isn't cuddling.

[xp_darcy]

Full body would be kinda weird even with blankets and stuff, but like. You can lean on me during a movie or something while I scritch your ears, that's fine. Like, that's open offer to most people here from me, because I like hugging and cuddling.