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[xp_liono]

omg you can get anything on Amazon. this is amazing!

I've ordered rope and a space heater and a onesie.

and it'll all be delivered tomorrow.

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[xp_jubilee]

Um. Why rope?

[xp_liono]

a project

[xp_jubilee]

Not to be mean, kid but what kind of project?

[xp_liono]

the kind I can't tell Sharon about. or you. it's not done yet.

[xp_jubilee]

Okay. So, just to be completely sure that you're not about to have people frowning at you.

Does this project consist of any modifications to the building, your room, anyone else room or power tools at unreasonable hours of the night?

[xp_liono]

um. what are "unreasonable hours of the night?"

[xp_jubilee]

Hmm. Let me check local rules…

No overt noise between 10pm and 7am.

I note you didn't say anything about modifications? Liam, did you ask anyone about this?

[xp_liono]

UGH THAT'S TERRIBLE.

it's nothing that can't be undone. I'm not remodeling the place.

[xp_jubilee]

Okay. Well. Be safe?

I don't think the Doctors need more injuries to treat

[xp_liono]

oh it's fine. I wear safety glasses and everything. I even made Sharon get boots to wear if she wants to join me (but she's not allowed to use the power tools)

[xp_catseye]

This still feels discriminatory.

[xp_liono]

yes, safety is absolutely discriminatory.

[xp_catseye]

Why would a workbench have so many nooks and crannies if I wasn't meant to see how many I could squeeze into?

[xp_liono]

because you're meant to put stuff in them that aren't cats!

you saw my dad's workshop!

[xp_catseye]

You have much to learn, Kitten.

Cats belong everywhere.

[xp_liono]

mmmm. disagree. there are definitely places I don't belong. and you don't being.

[xp_catseye]

Hmmm. Sounds fake.

[xp_cyclops]

I...whaa?

[xp_catseye]

If it fits, I sits.

If a space is small, I crawl.

[xp_liono]

hi? she's a cat