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[xp_liono]

omg you can get anything on Amazon. this is amazing!

I've ordered rope and a space heater and a onesie.

and it'll all be delivered tomorrow.

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[xp_liono]

oh it's fine. I wear safety glasses and everything. I even made Sharon get boots to wear if she wants to join me (but she's not allowed to use the power tools)

[xp_catseye]

This still feels discriminatory.

[xp_liono]

yes, safety is absolutely discriminatory.

[xp_catseye]

Why would a workbench have so many nooks and crannies if I wasn't meant to see how many I could squeeze into?

[xp_liono]

because you're meant to put stuff in them that aren't cats!

you saw my dad's workshop!

[xp_catseye]

You have much to learn, Kitten.

Cats belong everywhere.

[xp_liono]

mmmm. disagree. there are definitely places I don't belong. and you don't being.

[xp_catseye]

Hmmm. Sounds fake.

[xp_cyclops]

I...whaa?

[xp_catseye]

If it fits, I sits.

If a space is small, I crawl.

[xp_liono]

hi? she's a cat