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[xp_liono]

Hi? So.... social media is a requirement here, I guess. It was "strongly suggested." I've never had that. Social media, I mean. Only kid in my high school without snap chat, super lame, I know. I can hear your judgment, but...I mean, I kinda get it. It's to keep me safe. But that's why I'm here, right? Because this is a place for mutants to be safe. So I can have social media now. All good. No more social media loser.

Anyways. I'm Liam. The new cat-guy. No, I don't lick my ass. Why is that always the first question people ask??

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[xp_liono]

I mean... if it's worth chasing?

everyone keeps mentioning Sharon

[xp_mayhem]

I'm sure you will meet her soon, having another cat person in the house will probably be difficult to resist.

Are you a good climber? We've got a nice outdoor parkour course if you ever need to get some energy out. Things to climb, things to balance on, swinging stuff... it's really great.

[xp_liono]

there's a parkour course!? YES!

I love climbing trees.

[xp_mayhem]

Yes, it's fantastic outside of winter. Get settled in and I'll show you. And probably introduce you to Boris, he's my dog. Very friendly, will probably slobber on you.

[xp_liono]

why not good in winter?

dog! he better not chase me.

[xp_mayhem]

Freezes over, too slippery. We use indoor stuff instead.

Boris is a good boy and is generally on a leash, so he won't chase you unless you're actively playing tag with him. He also enjoys fetch with tennis balls, big sticks, and a frisbee.

[xp_liono]

oh! yeah, ice isn't great unless you're going skating. maybe hockey.

he sounds like fun!

[xp_mayhem]

He is very fun! I'm sure you'll get to meet him soon.