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[xp_liono]

ugh, shopping

other than Amazon or Old Navy, what's a good place to get clothes? maybe something where I can go pick up an order?

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[xp_catseye]

This place: Home to Pixie, a talented designer with special experience in accommodating mutants, and who has already constructed a bag that is both fashionable and convenient for a distinctly non human form.

Kitten: I only want clothing that will be left for me on the side of the road in a garbage bag.

[xp_liono]

but I don't need anything special. just pants. and maybe some shirts?

idk, some of my clothes don't fit

[xp_catseye]

"My clothes don't fit"

You know what tailoring is, right?

[xp_liono]

why do you need tailoring if you buy clothes that fit?

[xp_catseye]

If you weren't so sixteen and orange I would have Felicia talk to you. As it is I refuse to waste her time, and I don't think her seeds of wisdom would find themselves in fertile ground.

[xp_liono]

... you're like a quasi- nudist. why are you like this??

[xp_catseye]

Because unlike you, my nudity matters only 1/4 of the time. It's one of the major drawbacks of looking human.

Besides, if you must wear clothing you should do it well. Felicia said so.

[xp_liono]

oh, well, if Felicia said....

except that my clothes are fine. I like them.

[xp_catseye]

Felicia is beautiful and wise. Maybe one day you'll be lucky enough to warrant her advice.

But okay, if you want to keep cutting holes in your pants that's up to you.

[xp_liono]

well, yeah, tail.

[xp_erverse]

Buying off the rack is so gauche.

[xp_liono]

so is your mama

[xp_erverse]

She really is, though. It's shameful.

[xp_liono]

.... you are super judgemental

[xp_wildchild]

Get your stuff from whereever affordable you're getting it, don't let people bully you into spending a ton of money on stuff you're going to grow out of or ruin by way of sharp toes.

But also my dude, lemee intro you to Pixie, b/c she'll help you get it tailored so your tail isn't a problem, and the hems and knees are reinforced so you don't stick your foot through your last clean khakis at 7am.

[xp_liono]

I don't see the point of getting custom pants. that's a lot.

I don't usually put claws through my pants? they're retractable.

[xp_wildchild]

My dude it's like a IDK a ham per pair for her to tailor them so you don't have raggedy holes.

[xp_liono]

OH!

that's not bad...

[xp_shatterstar]

you can also borrow my stuff since your getting taller

[xp_liono]

thanks