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[xp_liono]

ugh, shopping

other than Amazon or Old Navy, what's a good place to get clothes? maybe something where I can go pick up an order?

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[xp_liono]

but I don't need anything special. just pants. and maybe some shirts?

idk, some of my clothes don't fit

[xp_catseye]

"My clothes don't fit"

You know what tailoring is, right?

[xp_liono]

why do you need tailoring if you buy clothes that fit?

[xp_catseye]

If you weren't so sixteen and orange I would have Felicia talk to you. As it is I refuse to waste her time, and I don't think her seeds of wisdom would find themselves in fertile ground.

[xp_liono]

... you're like a quasi- nudist. why are you like this??

[xp_catseye]

Because unlike you, my nudity matters only 1/4 of the time. It's one of the major drawbacks of looking human.

Besides, if you must wear clothing you should do it well. Felicia said so.

[xp_liono]

oh, well, if Felicia said....

except that my clothes are fine. I like them.

[xp_catseye]

Felicia is beautiful and wise. Maybe one day you'll be lucky enough to warrant her advice.

But okay, if you want to keep cutting holes in your pants that's up to you.

[xp_liono]

well, yeah, tail.

[xp_erverse]

Buying off the rack is so gauche.

[xp_liono]

so is your mama

[xp_erverse]

She really is, though. It's shameful.

[xp_liono]

.... you are super judgemental